Three guys and Russell
Three guys were at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Russell,
because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of
them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Russell and comes to breakfast the next
morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said,
"Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Russell snored so loudly, I
just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same
thing-hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what
happened to you? You look awful!" He said, 'Man, that Russell shakes
the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy; a
man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and
bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it.
They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed.
I went and tucked Russell into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed
him good night. Russell sat up and watched me all night!
